Primitive Suds: Known to be the primary inventors
of many things, CoverUps.com has recently unveiled yet another
invention perfected by the Ancient Egyptians. In addition to their
architectural creations of pyramids and primitive plumbing systems
and their fashionable invention of eye-liner, the Egyptians also invented
the rather self-indulgent, cosmopolitan practice of a bubble bath.
Yes, the Egyptian's famous Queen Cleopatra herself invented the bubble
bath by mere happenstance.
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| A top-secret Papyrus manuscript documenting
Cleopatra's invention of the bubble bath. |
While undressing from her long, fluttery garments, Cleopatra accidentally
knocked over one of her vials of lavender ointment into the water.
Its crude chemical composition reacted with the water thereby producing
pleasant bubbles. Cleopatra curiously slipped her lithe frame into
the primitive tub whereby her immediate pleasure with the experience
provoked her to declare national Bubble Bath day. That's right, every
year, on Cleopatra's birthday, all female Egyptians could show their
honor to their queen by indulging in a pleasantly long, hot, bubble
bath. Males could join in the festivities as well, with or without
a bathing partner. Those Egyptians knew how to combine pleasure with
everything, even hygiene!
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They're sensual, they're warm, they're fun, and oh so relaxing! Feeling
stressed? Try a bubble bath. May we suggest finding a lavendar bubble
bath oil for a particularly nostalgic and relaxing experience. What
better way to thank the Egyptian Queen than trying out her own signature
bubble bath scent!