Bubble Baths - CoverUps.com

Primitive Suds: Known to be the primary inventors of many things, CoverUps.com has recently unveiled yet another invention perfected by the Ancient Egyptians. In addition to their architectural creations of pyramids and primitive plumbing systems and their fashionable invention of eye-liner, the Egyptians also invented the rather self-indulgent, cosmopolitan practice of a bubble bath. Yes, the Egyptian's famous Queen Cleopatra herself invented the bubble bath by mere happenstance.

A top-secret Papyrus manuscript documenting Cleopatra's invention of the bubble bath.

While undressing from her long, fluttery garments, Cleopatra accidentally knocked over one of her vials of lavender ointment into the water. Its crude chemical composition reacted with the water thereby producing pleasant bubbles. Cleopatra curiously slipped her lithe frame into the primitive tub whereby her immediate pleasure with the experience provoked her to declare national Bubble Bath day. That's right, every year, on Cleopatra's birthday, all female Egyptians could show their honor to their queen by indulging in a pleasantly long, hot, bubble bath. Males could join in the festivities as well, with or without a bathing partner. Those Egyptians knew how to combine pleasure with everything, even hygiene!

They're sensual, they're warm, they're fun, and oh so relaxing! Feeling stressed? Try a bubble bath. May we suggest finding a lavendar bubble bath oil for a particularly nostalgic and relaxing experience. What better way to thank the Egyptian Queen than trying out her own signature bubble bath scent!


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