Man Claims Online Dating Service
Fixed Him Up With Dog – CoverUps.com
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Buster is a household dog in Seattle, WA. One man claims this dog mislead him into believing he was a person. He is consider-ing legal action. |
By Scratch DeReno
CoverUps.com InvestigatorDALLAS , TX – Jared Hand was the quintessential single male, perusing every online ad to find the dream girl out there, which always seemed to be a fleeting fantasy. He tried every trick of the trade, such as listing himself above female's “unofficial cutoff” of 6-foot, even though he came in a shade under. However, when he finally did meet someone whom he thought would be the best match for him - one who had a 99% chance of dating compatibility with him - it turns out it was a common household dog.
Jared discovered the dog, Buster, who lives in Seattle, WA, and likes to mess around on the computer, shares his love for all things Star Wars and Battlestar Galactica.
Jared Hand wants his money back because he claims he was mislead into engaging in online sex with a dog.
"I was greatly disappointed. At first, I was so excited to have met my match, only to learn my date was a dog – and a male dog at that," said Hand. “I mean I had been ‘IM-ing' with this dog and I thought we had something... But, eh… anyway, let us just say I had no idea I was engaging in cyber romance with a canine. That's something I'll never forget.”
Jared wants his money back and is considering legal action against the adult matchmaker site that put them together.
However, not so fast says a spokesperson for Adult Friend Finder. They claim that Jared Hand got exactly what he was looking for and that they are entitled to be paid for providing him with the ideal, no questions asked, discrete relationship.
Off the record, they told us that Jared couldn’t technically argue, since he did put on his profile that he was into “doggie style.” (Oops, that was supposed to be off the record.)
“It is not like he got fixed up with a cat,” the spokesperson said. “Then, he'd have some legal ground to stand on. It's illegal to pay for - shall I say ‘cat’ services - on the Internet,” The spokesperson added, laughing.
Oh, jeez. What a sordid business it is when man and animal mix.
