Jimmy Buffet Big In Universe – CoverUps.com
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Is Jimmy Buffet just as popular in other solar systems as he is on Earth? Yes, says one interstellar alien campaigning for the Presidency of the United States. Not so fast, says one analyst.. |
By "Scratch" De Reno
CoverUps.com Investigator
OTHER GALAXIES, OUTER SPACE - In Ufology, Greys, also known as Roswell aliens, Zetas, and Reticulians, are extraterrestrial life forms that appear in modern UFO conspiracy theories and other UFO-related paranormal phenomena. Once such Grey alien, Rarf Nangork, appears to even running for President of the United States. His theme song is “Cheeseburger in Paradise” by Jimmy Buffet.
It turns out Jimmy Buffet is really popular in the far reaches of space, CoverUps.com has learned.
“I know is weird choice, but we really love that guy,” said Presidential hopeful Rarf Nangork. “His songs all about fun and is what makes him so popular in Zeta Reticula.”
Some of Nangork’s opponents, who have painted him as an interstellar carpet bagger, claim his love of Buffet is just an act.
“He's only trying to make himself more likeable and more human,” said Barrack Obama.
“Yeah, he likes Jimmy Buffet my ass,” said Fred Thompson. “I mean, who is he kidding? He only wants to enslave our race. Unfortunately, you'll see a lot more of this pandering in the coming year.”
Rarf Nangork could not be reached for comment. His communications director told us he was out enjoying a 'cheeseburger in paradise' – on Mars.
(Scratch DeReno can be reached at Scratch@CoverUps.com)
