Lost on Earth: UFOs Pull Over
for Directions in Iowa – CoverUps.com

Herbert McCance of rural Iowa snapped this picture of aliens apparently “lost” and seemingly “confused.” Even with all of their sophisticated UFO technology, it appears that once they get down to Earth they are often confused about which way to go. This is primarily because their ships usually de-magnetize the areas North and South Poles.

By Scratch De Reno
CoverUps.com Investigator

FT. DODGE, Iowa – Herbert McCance, who runs a potato farm in rural Iowan countryside, was in for a surprise last week, when he saw strange lights from his bedroom window. Grabbing his shotgun and donning his robe; he thought it was the neighbor’s kids playing some pranks. Boy, was he in for a surprise when he discovered a group of aliens apparently lost and arguing over where they should be going.

“It was the weirdest thing ever,” McCance told CoverUps.com. “I mean these aliens had no freaking idea where they were headed. I heard them mention the Nicholson’s farm once or twice (his neighbor about twenty miles away) and I figured I should call them on my cell phone and warn them that in all likelihood they were going to be abducted – and perhaps anally probed."

“Until now we thought the Nicholson’s were weird because they claimed to have been abducted several times by aliens and even bragged about it sometimes.” McCance said that as he was calling them, he was suddenly approached by the very aliens that appeared to be lost. He suspected they were reading his mind.

“They were looking right in my eyes and it was like we were talking,” he said. “Basically, they wanted to borrow my phone and call the Nicholson’s for directions. I couldn’t believe it. I think the male alien was quite embarrassed about the whole thing.”

But, McCance, who his neighbor’s claim “throw nickels around like they are manhole covers” refused to let the aliens call the Nicholson during peak hours.

“I am pretty careful with my minutes and the Nicholson’s is not a local call. It was awkward standing there in the front yard waiting fifteen minutes until it was 9 o’clock for the call to be free, but understand money is always a concern,” he told CoverUps.com.

Finally, at nine o’clock, he allowed the aliens to call the Nicholson’s and get directions. Again, the male alien was really embarrassed. In the end, however, they got it all straightened out, McCance said.

We asked McCance if the aliens said anything else about why they would be visiting the Earth and what their intentions were with the Nicholson family. McCance claimed he did ask them that and also other questions, but he fears to have insulted them by making them weight to use his phone during non-peak hours.

“The male alien told me to get a better calling plan. Then they disappeared.”

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